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$500 for kissing, $10,000 for snuggling. End of list.


I’m so jet-lagged. I took a sleeping pill on the plane, and then I changed my mind, so I took this thing called “Zapvigil, which, apparently, is what Israeli fighter pilots use to stay awake.

Tom Haverford going “Nooooo!”: A Supercut



#no mira mira mira mira

You can’t eat the biscuits if you don’t pay for the flour. i don’t know…