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$500 for kissing, $10,000 for snuggling. End of list.

"Romeo can’t really be blamed for Ophelia’s death." -

Senior English major on a Shakespeare final. (via minininny)


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Highlights from Retta’s* Orphan Black live tweet binge.

*Follow her @unfoRETTAble. You will not RETTAgret it.

The strangler is a rare poison, which makes the person unable to breathe. The poison is made from plants that are only found on islands in the Jade Sea. The leaves of the plant are picked and aged, then soaked in a wash of limes, sugar water and rare spices from the Summer Islands. The leaves are then discarded, but the liquid is kept and thickened with ash and allowed to crystallize. It turns a deep purple color.