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$500 for kissing, $10,000 for snuggling. End of list.

That’s not Pitbull, it’s Amy Poehler!

not knowing how to spell a word but playing it off and mispelling it really bad so it looks intentional like “hey when are you meeting us at the restetrauretant”

I will not become a page in someone else’s history book.

Alison Hendrix "Nature Under Constraint and Vexed"